The Walrus vs The Rooster
Two absurd champions, three arenas and one health bar each. Attack, unleash the special or block — and hope the dice like you.
Entering the arena
Frequently asked questions
How do I play?
Pick your fighter and your arena, then take turns: attack for 20–30, the special for 50–70, or block to halve the next hit. Keys 1, 2 and 3 do the same as the buttons.
What is the difference between the two fighters?
They hit for the same numbers — what changes is the show: the Rooster lands aerial pecks and cock-a-doodle criticals, the Walrus charges and slams with its tusks. Pick the one that makes you laugh.
Do I need to install anything?
No. Everything is drawn in the browser — no plugins, no downloads and no account. It works on a phone, and F puts it fullscreen on a computer.
How many arenas are there?
Three, and each one repaints the whole fight: the Lava Coliseum with its torches and burning cracks, the Frozen Fjord under the aurora, and the Jungle Temple with its fireflies and green mist.
Free, no sign-up and no downloads. The whole brawl runs inside your browser.